Awesome...

Which this picture states, and truly is awesome.




What isn't awesome are bartenders who can't make a paralyzer. It's not that hard people. It doesn't have to be cold, in other words, ice doesn't prevent it from curdling. You have an acid(pop) and a base(milk), if you have more milk than pop, it's not going to curdle. Milk is the main ingredient, not the pop. Trying to explain this to stupid blondes is of course futile. So, whenever I see that paralyzers on special, I refrain from having one, cuz it's just gonna be a lesson in futility.

Going to see Beowulf tonight, should be awesome!